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Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto by Chuck Klosterman (2003)

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto by Chuck Klosterman (2003)With my expectations significantly diminished after reading Killing Yourself to Live, I decided to give Chuck Klosterman another chance with his essay collection Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto. What can I say, I’m stupidly naïve and sometimes willing to dig beyond my first impression of a writer, no matter how negative my initial response.

In Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Klosterman muses on various aspects of pop culture, the inane, the arcane and the absurd, all in his overtly self-aware style. This is a style that is annoyingly ironic, attributing meaning where there really probably isn’t any – and this is coming from an ex-cultural studies student. So many of these essays sound like conversations that have taken place in countless number of inner-city hipster bars. One essay, looking at the uncool music of Billy Joel and how he is actually, in Klosterman’s opinion, greatly underrated because of Joel’s lack of rock and roll persona; his songs somehow invite the listener to assume the narrator’s position. Klosterman is completely the opposite, instead aggressively inserting himself in every essay, making the reader all too aware of his presence, never just letting his arguments just exist.

For another example, an essay on people who have been in contact with serial killers had so much potential as an essay topic, but these experiences are filtered through Klosterman. It’s not the close encounters with sadistic killers that Klosterman wants to explore, it’s more specifically his proximity to these people. Only one essay, comparing The Empire Strikes Back with the malaise and hopes of Generation X, was mildly enjoyable, though at the same time slightly ridiculous. I skimmed over many of the sports related essays.

After an aside – each essay is punctuated by an interlude featuring, you’ll never guess, Klosterman’s opinion on things – on hating punk rock and some snide remarks about punk rock icons, I realized the essential difference between Chuck Klosterman and myself, the reason why I don’t connect with his writing and his thoughts. Now, I know punk has it’s own rules, hierachies and laws, but the most important aspect of punk rock, for me, is its sincerity. It seems that this is also precisely what Klosterman takes issue with, and anything vaguely resembling sincerity is something to be torn apart, made fun of, mercilessly mocked. Where I appreciate sincerity and earnestness, Klosterman champions an aloofly distant approach. His writing is a smug smirk intended to make you feel like you’re just not in on the joke. I hate to use the ubiquitous word “hipster”, but that’s precisely what this entire collection is. Klosterman aims for a postmodern hip style, but just comes across as infuriating and self-involved. Again. This time, I’m really done.

(For the shorthand, visual version of everything I’ve written above, this adapted book cover succinctly summarizes everything that I think about Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs and Chuck Klosterman’s writing in general.)

Monday Mini-Reviews: 3.14159, grammar & gossip girls

For a number of books I’ve been reading lately I can’t really justify writing an entire review length post on them, regardless of liking them or not. Here are a few shorter than usual reviews of some of those books.

As Easy As Pi: Stuff About Numbers That Isn't (Just) Maths by Jamie Buchan (2009)As Easy As Pi: Stuff About Numbers That Isn’t (Just) Maths by Jamie Buchan (2009)

Jamie Buchan’s As Easy As Pi is an accessible introduction to the curiousities of the world of numbers, even for certified math tards like me! This book looks at the cultural origins of certain numerical phrases (such as “the third degree” or “at sixes and sevens”), numbers in fiction (film and literature), in culture, in religion and mythology. It did get a little too complicated for me when discussing the use of numbers in maths and science, but I think I gleaned enough from Buchan’s clear, non-technical writing. One particular, though there were many others, discovery that interested me was the connection made between the Holy Trinity and the superstition regarding walking under ladders , thus breaking the triangle, invading the trinity. I hadn’t heard that theory before. As well as shortcut tricks on surmising divisibility, and lots of intriguing trivia about the numbers we use everyday, As Easy As Pi may not have much for the mathematically inclined, but for the bewildered and clueless, it is a friendly and approachable introduction.

My Grammar and I (Or Should That Be 'Me'?): Old-School Ways to Sharpen Your English by Caroline Taggart and J.A. Wines (2009)My Grammar and I (Or Should That Be ‘Me’?): Old-School Ways to Sharpen Your English by Caroline Taggart and J.A. Wines (2009)

My Grammar and I is a useful little guide to grammar, while not plumbing the depths of grammatical rules and syntax it gives a comprehensive enough overview to provide a working knowledge of the rules. Though there are surely more exhaustive and authoritative grammar guides out there, this would be a valuable reference guide to have at hand for minor grammatical quibbles. Clever mnemonics tricks and a cheekily humourous approach to the topic help to make this grammar guide a fun and unintimidating read.

All I Want Is Everything (Gossip Girl #3) by Cecily von Ziegesar (2003)All I Want Is Everything (Gossip Girl #3) by Cecily von Ziegesar (2003)

There are so many obvious problems with the Gossip Girl series – the constant label name dropping, the lack of parental supervision, the endless amounts of cash splashed around, the tabloid like surveillance of the fractured group – but to pick on these feels like shooting for the easiest target. Despite these issues, I continue picking up the series when I need a mindless bit of escapism. I feel like all my previous Gossip Girl reviews are attempts at justifying my reasons for reading them, but I don’t do this for other books, so why this? Anyway, after the comparatively everyday issues explored in book two, You Know You Love Me (college applications, break ups, new relationships), All I Want Is Everything returns to the world of impossibly successful charity balls organized by teenagers, parties with rockstars, and exotic resorts. Completely unbelievable, but compulsively readable. I found it a little disturbing that Dan views the female characters close to him so easily as “sluts” – and that a poem inspired by this is published by the New Yorker (see what I mean about the lack of believability?). Blair is still a manipulative bitch, Serena is the carefree party girl, Nate is the dopey stoner, and Jenny, well, Jenny’s main characteristics still seem to be her large breasts and curly hair. You know what to expect from this series, and All I Want Is Everything delivers on these expectations, however low they are.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Volume Two by Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill (2003)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Volume Two by Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill (2003)I know. Another graphic novel. Every time I even think about looking at a novel my brain vehemently protests. I know it’s only temporary and I’ll be back to prose fiction soon, so to any readers who are not interested in graphic novels (and if so, why not?!) I apologize for the lack of variety lately.

Even though The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Volume One didn’t quite live up to my high expectations, I still sought out Volume Two of the series and I am really glad that I did. Volume One lacked significant emotional impact and the iconic characters felt underdeveloped despite an impressive storyline. Volume Two corrects these missteps and the characters evolve in such a beautifully nuanced – if at times graphically violent – way. The War of the Worlds styled invasion seems mere background to the complexities of the relationships between the League members.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen itself is made up of figures from Victorian literature – Mina Murray, Allan Quatermain, Captain Nemo, Henry Jekyll (and Edward Hyde) and Hawley Griffin (the Invisible Man) – a crime-fighting supergroup in an alternate version of Victorian London. Volume Two sees their London invaded by aliens from Mars – which sounds ridiculous I know, I even rolled my eyes in the opening few pages – but as I mentioned, this is mere backdrop as the relationships within the League to work themselves out. Nemo and Hyde are sent to the forefront of the alien versus human battle, while Mina and Allan are sent to find a Dr. Moreau to bring back humanity’s secret weapon and Hawley Griffin defects to the aliens side.

Mina: Yes. I was just looking at the sky. It just struck me that … well, that it won’t ever be the same, after this. It can’t be. I always thought of it as something that sheltered humanity, but now it frightens me, Mr. Quatermain. It frightens me.

Hyde’s increasing fondness toward Mina because she, having dealt with a much nastier beast, refuses to fear or hate him is touching in a Beauty and the Beast kind of way. The way he expresses and acts on this affinity to her becomes frightening as he seeks retaliation against the treacherous Griffin. Her beating at the invisible hands of Griffin is difficult to read, given her history in the series as such a powerful and tough leader. The confrontation between Griffin and Hyde is violent and shocking, yet fits with Hyde’s primal instincts.

Allan Quatermain’s affections for Mina are also further revealed in this volume. Under cover as a married couple as they seek Dr. Moreau, Mina invites him into her bed. I’m not sure that I enjoyed six pages of sex scenes – there is little tantalizing about Quatermain’s bare wrinkled buttocks dominating a panel – but it seems necessary to the story. Frightened by the impending alien takeover, Mina again has her vulnerabilities explored through sex, yet without the violent implications of Volume One. When Quatermain retreats at the sight of her scarred neck, it says so much about how and what we reveal to those we love, our fear of their reactions.

Yes, there is an alien invasion, weird hybrid creatures, biological warfare and countless references to Victorian literature but the real strength of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Volume Two lies with its treatment of iconic characters. The final dissolution of the group is frankly devastating and the final scene between two major characters is marked by a gentle melancholy. Privileging the human aspects over the adventure narrative makes the second volume of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen much more substantial and affecting than the first.

Politics by Adam Thirlwell (2003)

A review in which your humble reviewer learned not to judge an author by the attractiveness of their publicity photograph or the numerous accolades heaped upon their début novel.

Politics - Adam ThirlwellPolitics tells the story of a father and daughter. It also tells the story of a ménage à trois. Politics explores crucial domestic problems of sexual etiquette. What should the sleeping arrangements be in a ménage à trois? Is it polite to read while two people have sex beside you? Is it permissible to be jealous? If you have eczema, may you complain that undinism can be painful? Politics is a comedy about kindness. And, at the same time, it is also about Milan Kundera, blow jobs, Chairman Mao’s personal hygiene, Václav Havel, half-Jewishness, Bollywood, shopping, Hitler’s sexual fetish, selfishness, Osip Mandelstam, premature ejaculation, the late Queen Mother, thrush, Stalin on the phone, politeness, pink fluffy handcuffs, and Antonia Gramsci’s theory of hegemony. Politics is not about politics.

I feel like this blurb is the literary equivalent of a high school girl squealing “omg how random!!” about something which really isn’t random at all. Look at how wide and varied our young author’s knowledge is! This book is obviously going to be quirky and edgy, right?

Politics is the story of a couple, Moshe and Nana, and later on their friend Anjali gets in on the action. Moshe is a tubby actor, Nana is a sexually unsatisfied architecture graduate student, Anjali is a secret admirer of Bollywood films. Politics follows the formation and gradual complications of the relationships between all three characters.

There are a lot of sex scenes, and I can’t help but feel that most of these are intended to be outrageous. But, this is the age of the Internet, and none of these so-called perversions are particularly shocking any more. Thirlwell seems to find a sense of schoolboy-like glee in breaking these supposed morality rules. Surprisingly, he seems to be somewhat aware of the limitations of this repetitiveness here:

Sex is not specific. It is not original. You might think your perversions are all your own, but no. Perversion is general. Perversions are universal. You have to make them specific.

My main issue with this novel is the narrator’s constant interjections. The story is told from the perspective of an unnamed narrator, which isn’t an unusual narrative technique, but the execution here is all wrong. It is grating, as he constantly tells us what is going on and how it represents a major theme or how it signifies changes to come. He even, in the first paragraph when introducing the characters in a particularly awkward sexual situation, tells us that we should probably like them:

I think you are going to like Moshe. His girlfriend’s name was Nana. I think you will like her.

No worries, but ultimately, isn’t it up to me to decide? Every aspect of this novel is analyzed and pulled apart like this by the narrator. Every moment is given a running commentary. The story is never allowed to just flow. The only part of this novel that I actually liked was the anecdotes about various historical figures, used to compare and contrast with the situation at hand. Mainly because one of these asides introduced me to the fashion designer, Elsa Schiaparelli.

Stylistically, I think Thirlwell was trying for Milan Kundera and maybe even Jonathan Safran Foer; but is neither as illuminating of human experience or as genuinely touching as either of these authors. His work comes off as a lesser version of Kundera, and the conclusions he comes to are not particularly enlightening. Miscommunication is rife between individuals, we end up doing things because we think they make other people happy, etc. etc. It all comes across as rather trite, and seems to be speaking down to the reader rather than engaging them.

Romances are complicated. They involve more than one person. This means that every detail can be ambiguous. And I quite like that idea.

While I wasn’t taken with Thirlwell’s style (or theme, or characters), I am glad I stepped out of my reading comfort zone but I would not go out of my way to recommend this one to anyone – and I am terribly glad that I only borrowed it from the library.

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Then there is the anticipation of what to choose to read next. I’m working my way through Flannery O’Connor’s Complete Stories but I am in no rush to finish that one. Each story is definitely to be savoured as a treat – even if it is a treat that leaves you feeling a bit sickly afterwards. I’ve also been sitting stagnant with Sense & Sensibility (no Sea Monsters in sight) as part of my goal to read all of Jane Austen’s novels by the end of the year. I’ve been thinking about Zelda Fitzgerald a lot lately, so I might dig out Save Me the Waltz?